Shenanigans - Space marine Iron hands, Clan Raukaan

Hey everyone. Mike here with something I'd like to call Shenanigans. It's basically ridiculous builds or equipments, or even entire army lists that I either find super McCheese retarded or just plain funny. These doesn't have to be good ideas in terms of cost efficency or actual usefulness. Let the sillyness begin!

I will start off with a thing that dawned on me a couple of days ago when fiddling with my army list for my Clan Raukaan (Or Clan Forak as I call mine).

First off a little basics. Iron hands all gain a 6+ Feel no pain 'save' as well as characters and vehicles having It will not die (basically regenerating wounds, self repairing) on 5+ on the end of a friendly turn (the Iron hand players turn, that is).

So, for this Shenanigan I'm gonna create a silly hard to kill chapter master.
First give him artificier armor for a 2+ armour save, then give him a bike for toughness 5 and some mobility as well. Then he shall have the Gorgons Chain, an item that depending on how many wounds you have suffered gets worse. But! it starts off giving a 3+ invulnerable save, Eternal freaking Warrior and +1 to the Chapter masters Feel no Pain. He's now pretty darn tough, but we're not done yet!

For the next step you need to get another HQ that unlocks the Command squad. So a Captain, Chaplain or a Librarian. What you do with them is not important. What is important is the Command squad just mentioned earlier.

Give them bikes, let them accompany the Chapter master and make one of them an apothecary. then kit out the rest as you wish. for silly points sink why not storm shields and power swords/axes? The Chapter master wants to get into close combat after all.

You now have a fast moving Chapter master with Toughness 5, 2+ armour, 3+ invuln and a 4+ Feel no pain. That if you get the right warlord trait can even become a 3+ feel no pain. Oh, and Eternal warrior.

You can just look out sir any would be wounds to the command squad as you rush towards your opponent with your nigh unstoppable Chapter master.
I'd give him a power fist or a thunder hammer as well so he can really smash thing when he gets there!

Enjoy! (I will probably never use this. Unless I want to test its merits in a tard-fun game someday)

pew pew pew! The flesh is weak!